Noel Gallagher a eu une “année de m*rde” // Il se vide le coeur à propos de Miley Cyrus, Arcade Fire et Kanye West

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Noel Gallagher, du célèbre groupe Oasis, a toujours été reconnu pour dire ce qu’il pensait. Il le confirme une fois de plus alors qu’il vient de révéler qu’il a eu une année de merde en plus de se vider le coeur à propos de Miley Cyrus, Kanye West et Arcade Fire.

Noel Gallagher n’aime pas Arcade Fire et Miley Cyrus. Mais il aime Kanye West.

Lors d’une entrevue dans la nouvelle édition du Rolling Stone, Noel Gallagher a partagé ses pensées sur Kanye West, qu’il aime ainsi que sur  Miley Cyrus et Arcade Fire qu’il n’aime pas.

Gallagher n’aime pas beaucoup d’artistes ou de choses dans la vie. Mais quand il aime, il aime beaucoup. Tandis que le reste est du caca de chien (dog-shit) à l’image de sa dernière année. Voici les meilleurs passages de l’entrevue de Noel Gallagher. Ses citations sont encore en anglais car il a beaucoup trop de fuck et shit pour qu’elles soient bien traduites. Et c’est meilleur comme ça.

Gallagher à propos de Kanye West :

I’m not really a fan of his or anything like that. I don’t really like that kind of modern hip-hop, whatever you call it. But somebody told me to watch this interview he did in England [with BBC DJ Zane Lowe], so I watched it, and I thought it was one of the best interviews I’ve ever seen. I fuckin’ loved it! Especially the bit about the leather jogging pants or whatever he’s going on about, fucking claiming he invented them.

Sur Robin Thicke :

It sounded good on the radio. Got a bit annoying after the five millionth time you’ve heard it. I think he’s going to be a one-hit wonder, surely. It’ll be like that guy who’s done “Gangnam Style” – we’ll never hear from him again.

À propos de Miley Cyrus (qu’il appelle toujours Miley Ray Cyrus) :

She was on TV recently, Miley Ray Cyrus, and it was just like, “What the fuck is all this about?” I don’t know. It’s a shame, because it puts all the other female artists back about fucking five years. Now, Adele and Emili Sande – that music, to me, is like music for fucking grannies, but at least it’s got some kind of credibility.

Sur Lady Gaga :

Lady Gaga for me is all about that first album, because my daughter and my wife loved it. I’ve never heard of her since. What does that say? That speaks volumes, to me. She’s another one. In fact, she’s probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will fucking freeze it and call it art.

Sur l’album double de Arcade Fire :

I haven’t heard it. Anybody that comes back with a double album, to me, needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole. This is not the Seventies, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album?

En apprenant que David Bowie avait collaborer sur le nouvel disque de Arcade Fire :

Oh, that’s a shame.

Joyeux Noël, Noel Gallagher.

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